Let’s say you aren’t the president’s son, but you’re still a big nasty with a massive drug habit that you’ve painfully documented with texts, emails, pics, and yes, videos to the embarrassment of everyone who’s ever heard your name. Let’s also say that you’ve somehow managed to negotiate big multi-million $dollar$-deals that don’t just fuel your nasty-unnatural proclivities and drug addiction, but fund it in a way that have you snorting parmesan cheese off the floor of a hotel suite because you’re so stoned you can’t tell the difference between it and the real drugs. And in one of your blitzed binges, you get get into a fight over a crack rock with your sister-in-law with whom you’re having an affair (along with her sister) a year after her husband (your brother) died. Shortly after this fight, your sister-in-law-lover-crack-partner takes your gun and throws it in a dumpster across the street from an elementary school where the police find it some time later and discover you’ve lied on the gun application which is a felony.
Now, with ALLLLLLLL that, let’s say you file your taxes with the IRS and claim all your hookers and crack costs as deductions. But here’s another problem, you don’t “pay your fair share” of taxes for years to the tune of $MILLIONS$.
I have ONE question: would YOU be able to get off with just misdemeanors and a fine?
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